Piggy (MuseBlog User)

Piggy is a twenty year old (as of August 22, 2014) MuseBlogger residing in Nebraska. He is best known around the Museblog for his status as the barkeep of The Hare and Hedgpig, a local watering hole most notable for its lack of conversation and for being staffed by frighting creatures known as wangs. He accepted this position on October 21st 2008 after labelling his opponent as an 'antisocial psychopath.' His main responsibility as barkeep is clinging to the misguided hope that Museblog users will return to the dusty and outdated institution.

Currently he is the 5th most prolific poster on the website, having invested enough of his time to create 6,936 comments. The first of these posts was made on December 27th, 2006, according to MBers, Chronological Order. Piggy seems to view himself as the Theodore Roosevelt of the blog, policing those commenters who fail to meet certain standards. As his devotion to the rules and his commitment to pretension & condescension endear him to the GRAPAs (site moderators), Piggy is frequently believed to be next in line for an administrator position, something he would enjoy mightily. In addition, he frequently refers to himself in third person.

Piggy is a devout Catholic who is currently training for the priesthood, despite concerns about how this will affect his romantic life. He has occasionally engaged in power struggles over this topic with his nemesis, user FrigidSymphony. A recurring theme of these arguments is Piggy's threats to leave whenever the debate reaches high levels of intensity.

Piggy in Popular Culture

Piggy is too sophisticated to have any involvement with popular culture.

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